Hello?? Hello?? Am I Talking?

I spent too much time trying to get my voicemail to work so that I could add a simple message:

“You are calling me after noon. Please leave a message and a number, and I’ll return your call in the morning. If you want to sell me something, please take me off your list. I can guarantee that call will not be returned.”

Voicemail claims that my pin (which hasn’t changed for 13 years) isn’t correct. Actually, it is correct. The voicemail system just hates me right now.

I have a pounding headache because of this. Patience. I need patience.